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One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and couldnot study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look asdirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they hadgone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their carburst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were inno condition to appear for the test.So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. Theythanked him and said they would be ready by that time.On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separateclassrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in thelast 3 days....The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.




See Below for the question Paper...........................................
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)
Q.2.. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)a) Front Left b) Front Rightc) Back Left d) Back RightTrue story from IIT Bombay....Batch 1992

Women in Your Life

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well. Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you; One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities; One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met; One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her; One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it. But not many guys understand this...... Please appreciate "HER" I hope you will .... [IMAGE][IMAGE]Respect Her. Forward this to as many women as possible... they'll love you for it! Forward this to as many men as you can so that they'll know why women are so special :-) Have a wonderful day!!

Intresting Facts

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”. 6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.11. Dalmatians are born without spots.12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like itis smiling).39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

5 Minute Management Course

Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife isfinishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel andruns downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob, aftera few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husbandasks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anythingabout the $800 he owes me?'Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2:A priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing hergown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly hadan accident.After controlling the car, he stealthily slidhis hand up her leg.The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand. But, changinggears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, 'Father, rememberPsalm 129?'The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the fleshis weak.'Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavilyand went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushedto look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek,further up, you will find glory.'Moral of the story:If you are not well informed in your job, you mightmiss a great opportunity.Lesson 3:A sales rep, an administration clerk, and themanager are walking to lunch when they findan antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I wantto be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, withouta care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want tobe in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with mypersonal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in theoffice after lunch.'Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.Lesson 4An eagle was sitting on a tree resting,doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'So, the rabbit sat on the ground below theeagle and rested. All of a sudden, a foxappeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you mustbe sitting very, very high up.Lesson 5A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top ofthat tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven'tgot the energy.''Well, why don't you nibble on some of mydroppings?' replied the bull. They're packedwith nutrients.'The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, andfound it actually gave him enough strengthto reach the lowest branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch.Finally after a fourth night, the turkey wasproudly perched at the top of the tree..He was promptly spotted by a farmer, whoshot him out of the tree.Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but itwon't keep you there..Lesson 6A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to theground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came byand dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cowdung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!He lays there all warm and happy, and soonbegan to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing andcame to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discoveredthe bird under the pile of cow dung, andpromptly dug him out and ate him.Morals of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is yourfriend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keepyour mouth shut!Congratulations!!! THIS ENDS YOUR 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSEAnd send this to some bright peoplewho have enough sense of humorto take it!