Monday, March 30, 2009

Weird Imagination.........

Under mentioned True Tamilians are leaving the soil of India to join their Tamil brothers & sisters in fight against Sri Lankan Army in forests of northern Sri Lanka today evening......1. M. Karunanidhi. 2. M K Stalin. 3. Ms Kannimozhi. 4. VAIKO. 5. Kannappan. 6. Jayalalithaa. 7. Shashikala. 8. Vijaykanth. 9. Nedumaran. 10. Seeman. 11. Bhathi Raja. 12. Thirumavalan. 13. Nakkeeran R R Gopal. 14. Rajinikanth. 15. Ramdoss. 16. Vadivelu. 17. Sathyaraj. 18. Kamal Hasan. 19. Vivek. 20. Few lawyers of the Madras High Court.All the above persoms have been granted the permission to leave the country by the Union Government of India on one condition that, their Indian citizenship will be cancelled with immidiate effect and they will never be allowed to come back on Indian soil.All the above mentioned persons have agreed to the conditions of the Union Government of India. They all have expressed their heartly desire and wish to take up arms in hands to fight together with their Tamil brothers & sisters in northern forests of Sri Lanka against the Sri Lankan Army to save the pride of Tamil People and Tamil Culture. All the above mentioned persons have pledged to lay their lifes and die for the great cause of Tamil People, Tamil Culture, and Tamil Elam.Good wishes for a happy journy and pleasent stay in northern forests of Sri Lanka to all above mentioned persons

Monday, February 23, 2009

A R Rahman Oscar Pictures


























A R Rahman Wins Two Oscars for SlumDog Millionaire


The Mozart of Madras A R Rahman wins Two Oscar Awards for Best Orginal Score and Best Song For The movie Slum Dog millionaire.It is a matter of Pride for Each and Every Indian.It gives more pride for Tamils and Chennai.Allah Raka Rahman introduced by Maniratnam is now at Hollywood and has won Oscars .But One thing is Sure Rahman is same as he was before Oscars.I would say that his simplicity and Humbleness made him to reach those unreachable Heights .It made Indians to Show that they are in Global stage.Though China is Competeting with India in Economy.....India is a clear winner in terms of Music which China is lagging Behind.


The Legend said "எல்லா புகழும் ஒருவன் ஒருவனுகே ...."Ella pagazum oruvan oruvanukey " All Fame to God"



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top 29 things an Indian does after returning from abroad (After MS and Onsite)

29. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

28. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

27. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

26. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

25. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

24.says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

23.Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

22.Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

21.Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

20.Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

19.Says “Kewl” instead of “Cool”

18.Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

17.Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible

(but deep down the heart multiplies by 46 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee (but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,says "Oh! British Style!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel food.

Few more important –


3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "when i was in USA or after returning from USA...




Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dont you think that ICC Ranking is a manuplating thing?

Start of Sri Lanka Series India's ranking was 118

After First match win India was 120

After 2nd Match win India was 121

After 3rd Match win India was 120

After 4th Match win India was only 121
 
And After 5th Match lost India was 120

Do Anyone know the way ICC calculate itz points...

Australia 1st match lost to NZ, their point was 122
Australia 2nd match lost to NZ, their point was 120
Australia 3rd match win to NZ, their point was 121
Australia 4th match win to NZ, their point is back to 122


CAN ANYONE HERE EXPLAIN ME WHAT THIS BULL SHIT IS ALL ABOUT ?








Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Address Proof Card in India

Many working peoples often shift their houses. For them, itis difficult to produce an address proof issued by Govt with latest address.Our India post (post office) has come up with a solution.Now you can get an Address proof along with your photo from India post Since the ID proof is issued by India post which is a central government organization, it is similar to Govt ID cards like Driving license, Voters ID etc. It can be used for opening bank accounts, for getting telephone/internet connections etc.

The total cost for getting this ID card is Rs.250/ (Rs.10 for application and Rs.240/- processing fee).
Inform everybody. This is very useful ,For more details enquire in the nearest post office.


Monday, January 19, 2009

Lokshaba Elections 2009 - Predictions - Opinion Polls

Jammu and Kashmir

UPA(NC + CONG) - 4,NDA(BJP-1),OTHERS(PDP-1)

Reason: Abdullah’s swiped the assembly elections, Rahul Gandhi and Omar Abdullah combination looks good.

Himachal Pradesh

UPA(CONG)-2,NDA(BJP)-2

Himachal is typical Indian state,BJP and Congress will win one after another.

Punjab

UPA(CONG)-7,NDA(BJP + AKALI DAL)-4

UPA has a Sikh Prime minister; Manmohan Singh will be a poster boy of Congress in PUNJAB

Haryana

UPA(Congress) -5,NDA(BJP and INLD) -5

I am not aware of This state but congress is very strong in Haryana

Delhi

UPA(Congress)-4,NDA(BJP)-3

Delhi assembly elections was a clear indicator for general elections 2009

UttarKhand

UPA(CONG)-3,NDA(BJP)-2

The numbers may get reversed.

Uttar Pradesh

UPA(CONG+SP)-34, BSP+RLD-35,NDA( BJP)-10,OTHER-1

This is the most confusing and difficult state in India to predict,But This state determines the victory .

Bihar

NDA(BJP+JDU)-25,UPA(CONG+RJD+LJP)-15

BJP and JD(u) are doing well in Bihar,Biharis are tasting development during Nithis Kumar’s regime.

Jharkhand

NDA(BJP+JDU)-8,UPA(CONG+JMM+RJD)-4,JVM-2

UPA is very weak in Jharkhand due to mess created by JMM and Shibu Soren.

Assam

UPA(CONG)-5,NDA(BJP+AGP)-8,OTH-1

Poor governance by Tarun Gogai(Cong) and frequent blasts in Assam and Naxalism

SEVEN SISTERS(including Arunachal pradesh)

UPA(CONG+ALLIES)-6,LEFT-2,OTH-1

Traditional congress power Zone

West Bengal

LEFT FRONT-27,TMC-8,UPA(CONG)-7

West Bengal is the stronghold of communists.

Orissa

NDA(BJP+BJD)-14,UPA(CONG)-12

Anything can happen in this state,it is very difficult to predict.

Andhra Pradesh

UPA(CONG)- 18 ,TDP+TRS+LEFT-20,PRAJA RAJYAM(Chiru)-4

Again it is very difficult to say anything in this state.But YSR is stronger than Naidu Garu but Chiru may spilt his votes.

Karnataka

UPA(CONG)-10,NDA(BJP)-15,JDS-03

BJP is very strong in Karnataka.

Kerala

UPA(CONG+IUML)-12,LEFT-8

Both UPA and left may end in getting 10 each.

Goa

NDA(BJP)-1,UPA(CONG)-1

TAMIL NADU

UPA(CONG+DMK+PMK) - 22 ,AIADMK+MDMK+LEFT-16,Vijaykanth-1

UPA can’t sweep 40/40 in this time because left and MDMK is not with DMK this time.

Maharashtra

UPA(CONG+NCP)-22,NDA(BJP+SHIVSENA)-22,MNS-3,BSP-1

But BJP may loose more seats because of its rift with Shiva Sena and MNS may ally with Congress

GUJRAT


UPA(CONG)-8,NDA(BJP)-18

Yes,Modi Mantra everywhere in Gujrat so BJP will win majority in Gujrat

MADHYA PRADESH


UPA(CONG)-9,NDA(BJP)-20

Traditional BJP strong hood state.

RAJASTHAN

UPA(CONG)-13,NDA(BJP)-12

Both are in equal status but Congress have an edge in Rajasthan

CHATTISGARH

UPA(CONG)-3,NDA(BJP)-8

BJP is very strong in Chattisgargh

UNION TERRITORIES

UPA(CONG)-3,NDABJP-3

Out of total 543 seats
UPA may get 230 + or - 20

NDA may get 180 + or - 20

Mamta,Karunanidhi,As usual Sharad Pawar..may play a vital role in National Politics this time.But L.K.Advani can't become prime minister...It will be Sonia again !!!.



Your Comments and Opinion is most Welcome.....Your Comment will be Helpful for my Second Revised Prediction With the Voices of Many Indians Like you....Plzz Feel Free To Comment...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Tamil at Nile and Pyramids....

I like to state an astonishing  fact that.....If you are planning to Visit Pyramid and Mouth Of Nile in Egypt,You will Find a  Tamil Name Board Which Displays "அனைவரும் வருக"(Welcome) at Pyramids and NILE river mouth at Egypt.This was made to honour the richness and heritage of the Tamil Culture.I will post  the pictures of  those display board in forthcoming posts.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Are You Guilty......

~~~~Just for Fun,This is not meant to Hurt Anyone~~~

Last Week,The Indian IT industry was shocked by SATYAM Scam......Many Corporates and media people were angry and they turned heavily on Satyam Chairman Ramalinga Raju.



Just a imagination....In a Funny Manner...

The Press and Techies Went to Mr.Ramalinga Raju and asked him....

"Mr.Raju,Are you Guilty?"

Mr.Ramalinga Raju replied in a usual cool and calm manner,But everyone there Got shocked

Just Imagine the answer....

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Raju Said,"I am not Guilty, I am a Golti"........